Spider-Man shoots ORGANIC webs now and the internet is not okay
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Jeremy O. Harris called Sam Altman a Nazi at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. The playwright was apparently deep in his cups at the post-Oscars bash when he went right up to the OpenAI CEO and let it fly. Points for audacity, honestly. Hollywood vs. Silicon Valley beef remains the most entertaining spectator sport of 2026.
That iconic 867-5309 number from "Jenny" now connects callers to cancer support. Instead of reaching Jenny, you'll get routed to actual helpful resources. It's genuinely sweet — and probably the best second act any phone number has ever had.
Movies & TV
The Spider-Man: Brand New Day trailer just dropped and TOM HOLLAND IS SHOOTING ORGANIC WEBS. No more web shooters, folks — Peter Parker is going full biological, reuniting with Bruce Banner, AND teaming up with the Punisher. The fourth standalone Spidey movie looks absolutely unhinged in the best way and the internet is already losing it.
James McAvoy's crime thriller "Meantime" just added Christopher Eccleston and Benedict Wong. A former Doctor Who and a Marvel veteran joining McAvoy in a six-part Sky drama based on a Frankie Boyle novel? That cast is doing serious heavy lifting. Consider me extremely in.
"The Season" starring Jessie Mei Li and Chris Pang revealed its premiere date at FilMart. It's an English-language revenge drama co-produced with the team behind Crazy Rich Asians. Hong Kong is really coming for the prestige TV game and honestly, we love to see it.
Celebrity Tea
Samara Weaving showed up pregnant at the Ready or Not 2 screening in LA. She looked absolutely radiant and the fact that she's promoting a sequel about surviving murderous in-laws while expecting is peak iconic energy. The franchise said "til death do us part" and she said "hold my prenatal vitamins."
Old celebrity tweets are making the rounds again and they are UNHINGED. BuzzFeed compiled a roundup of the wildest, most unfiltered posts from the pre-PR-team era of social media. The early Twitter days were truly lawless and we'll never get that energy back.
TikTok & Internet
Someone on TikTok got suspended until 1969 and honestly, that's a new one. A user posted a screenshot showing their account banned until a date that predates the internet itself. It's giving Unix epoch error, it's giving time travel, it's giving TikTok's code needs a hug.
TikTok flagged Daniel Bryan's "Yes Movement" highlights as political content. The algorithm apparently saw people chanting "YES" and decided it was activism instead of, you know, professional wrestling. TikTok's content moderation continues to be the funniest unintentional comedy on the platform.
Creators are sounding the alarm on mysteriously tanking views. Multiple TikTokers are reporting their latest videos barely cracking double-digit views when they normally do much more. The algorithm giveth and the algorithm taketh away — tale as old as time.
Music
867-5309 gets a whole new life. Tommy Tutone's 1981 earworm is now a cancer support hotline number, which is honestly the most wholesome legacy pivot in music history. Try calling it — Jenny's not there, but help is.